GASPZORZ!!!! Bill Gates plans to counter portable consoles with XBOX portable!!!!

That's right! This is the XBOX portable. It should be released at the end of this year all around the world. It was Bill Gate's ultimate plan to rock the world of gaming with real virtual gaming (since his Y2K plan failed) and Microsoft looks forward to this "apocalypctic" change to the modern world of "real-time" gaming. Keep your eyes peeled to the news, and try best you can to purchase the XBOX portable when it comes out. Current game releases include Terror and a real-time Grand Theft Auto, as well as a game in which you (really) destroy the world. Keep your eyes out, because anime's comin' to life!